IF YOU'RE SINGLE!!!

After a long pretty idle weekend, I'm back fingering my keyboard.(stay still you dimwit perverts)
Well, yesterday my mind drifted off and i was caught in the web of some stiff i have actually never thought about before.
How do i begin this blog? Ok, let me pose a question? Are you, reader, single, cohabiting or married. If you are not single, never mind. but here's some interesting stuff the "un single" guys miss out.

After a long Friday night of beer, hard liquor and chasing skirts, you retire home in the wee hours of the morning. At around 10am, you grudgingly drag your lazy bones out of bed and slouch into the sofa. Then grab another beer and put on TV and watch 24 or Prison Break or even porn, yes porn. You can afford this luxury because there is no nagging woman to pester you about for example helping with house chores or even going for a bath!! bliss, aint it? There is even no whining baby screaming loudly to worsen your already bad migraine, thanks to the different cocktails and tribes of beer consumed during the previous night's drinking binge.

Assuming you chose to watch porn over 24, and the consequence is that you get a boner of the year, what do you do? It then dawns on you that your single life isnt so blissful afterall.

Hey, have u read up to this point. Shit, i cant believe you did because even yours truly doesnt understand what this post is all about or why i even idly wrote it in the first place.

Anyway, there you go now, a less idle post later in the afternoon.

benjer!